You know, I've actually written several different takes on making fun of gamers fighting over which console is better. Every time it just never cut deep enough, it never quite got the thwack of metal on bone that I expect out of my satires. I've always said that a satire is a joke without a punchline, and that means it had better be one helluva delivery before the rug gets yanked out from under the reader.
I have finally written that satire. Brace yourself.